INFORMATION OVERLOAD!!!

NHO is so FUCKIN easy compared to client specific training.

1st day:
our client is an american ISP. we have to memorize all the programs that they use for their data base. good thing we have a seasoned trainer, william. william is cool, he talks to us like we're his friends and he likes using the phrases, "you guys catch my drift?" and "everything cool?". he also gave us 3 manuals to memorize in the next 4 weeks. DAMN. back in uplb, i have never memorized a whole book and now i have to memorize 3 fuckin manuals the size of 4 books. *sigh* but it's ok, they're paying me to memorize it.

highlights of the week:
1. coffee
2. more coffee
3. holliday pay
4. night differential
5. mitzi's phonenumber

LOLZ!